**Warning: Some of the language in the following images is NSFW, so either read while no one is looking or read where no one will care.**
I’m going to make a confession here, because I live considerably publicly, right?
I’m on OKCupid.
AHHHHHHH, it feels weird admitting that. However, it’s significantly better than being on The Bachelor.
Anyway, OKCupid, which I sometimes lovingly refer to as OKStupid, makes for some really ridiculously hilarious blog fodder on occasion. See, the thing is, some guys just send these obvious blanket messages. After a while, I get really tired of it and this happens:
Then there are the guys who start by asking for measurements.
And the guys who like to point out the obvious.
And there are guys who think they’re God’s gift to women.
And the ones who just can’t take a hint.
But my favorite was the disrespectful guy, who 1. didn’t remember messaging me from a different (deleted) profile; 2. apparently started with the same line for everyone; and 3. apparently has low standards.
At first I thought this was kinda funny because the guy was just so ridiculous and the absurdity of it just seemed unreal to me. Then I realized that this guy had some serious anger issues and female problems, and it’s a lot more awful than I’d initially thought. I mean, it verges on violent, and that’s not at all acceptable. It’s my worst of the worst and fortunately, I’m not sure it could be much worse than that.
And really, it hasn’t all been terrible, but the horror stories sure do add color, don’t they? So I’d love to hear your stories. I’ll be sharing fresh ones (which will hopefully NOT be mine!) on Tumblr and along with them will be little tips on how to NOT be that guy or girl.